Baller-in-Chief

http://www.ehow.com/how_4604128_play-basketball-like-barack-obama.html

Step1
Switch your allegiance to the Left—you don’t necessarily have to support left-of-center politics—just make sure you are a lefty like Obama.

Step2

Master Obama’s “signature move”—ball and head fake to the right and veer left. Your opponent is used to players going to the right, so this will be effective.

Step3

Love playing in pickup games. Obama enjoys regulation games, but he loves the informal nature of the pickup game, as it truly reveals the character of the players. It’s also a good way for kids to learn the game (like Obama, just make sure you hold off on signing autographs until you hear the buzzer).

Step4

Be aggressive. Obama fears nobody on the court and is never afraid to stick his nose right in the middle of things.

Step5

Play fair and respect the game. Although Obama likes to mix it up and get the best of his competitor, he respects the game and will call a foul or violation on himself.

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